there is every chance i may have butchered the 12 Years a Slave movie poster with Les Misérables.
It’s the 2014 Tony Awards. John Travolta steps onto the stage. He’s announcing a shows performance, he’s know this for weeks. Has he looked at the names? Nope. The audience is quiet. He speaks.
“Our next show is a universal tale of redemption, hope, and love. Please welcome Rejsmska Kajdnslwjs, Will Sweeneysen, Andy Metis, Nickeye Um James, Cassette-tape Levi’sjeans, and Sammantha Mountain and the cast of Broadway’s Less Misdnfiemxz
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
‘…there’s something magical about Broadway. The audiences are smart, they’re educated. They go in ready and they’re up for it, they’re up for the party. It’s a whole different atmosphere.’
∟ Hugh Jackman
I’ve probably reblogged this about 4 or 5 times now, but I don’t care. I love this so much.
Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
michael cera for best actor
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